Instalok - Gangplank vs Miss Fortune (Rap Battle) ft. Lunity | Текст песни

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• Gangplank vs Miss Fortune (Rap Battle) ft. Lunity

Gangplank:
You're gonna be swabbing the poopdeck after this

Miss Fortune:
Heh, sure you can handle me, old man?

Gangplank:
Oooooh, the name's Gangplank
Tons of gold in the bank
I'm usually plundering the booty
But I'm giving yours a spank
Strut all you want in those little high heels
I can fend for myself while you require peels
Make it rain? That's cute
I think I actually felt a tickle
But compared to my barrage
Your rain is just a drizzle
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Hey MF, are you still salty that I went and shot yer mum?

Miss Fortune:
Ha ha, I killed you once and I can do it again
This time I'll make sure you get no help from your tentacle friend
And by the way, thanks a lot for all these gold-filled barrels
But aren't your skills supposed to put your enemies in peril?
You must be feeling pretty lucky thinking I could lose the duel
Good thing fortune doesn't favor such incompetent fools
You're washed up, outgunned, two is better than one
I've seen much, much bigger on a tiny Yordle, hun

Gangplank:
Uh, um, well, uh, the water was, uh, cold, and uh...
And like my boy Teemo says
\"Yeah, size doesn't matter!\"
At least I'm viable enough to help climb the ranked ladder
My Parley hits so hard that it'll make your screen shatter
Your champ's designed so bad it makes the client Bug Splatter
I make people rage after they're laning with me
AD, AP, tanky, either way it's GG
How can you manage all the damage of my gun and scimitar?
And try to run however far, you won't escape from my Arrrrr

Miss Fortune:
What'd you say? It's hard to hear you from your island up top
I hear your teammates only see you when you go back and shop
And when my team decides to group up they can always count on me
While yours on the other hand... (Where the fuck was GP?)
I remember when they took you out of the game
It was the best week of my life and everyone else thought the same

Gangplank:
That really burned but that's K, I can just eat an orange
Oh no, I messed it up, I don't know what rhymes with orange

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