Ziggs: I’m bout it drop it so you better take cover when it comes to great yordle minds there is no other so let me get you educated on the things I’ve innovated like hexplosives that’ll leave entire cities decimated I’m the bomb and you're just a shriveled dong a friendly competition of the mentally strong so I’m sorry ole pal but you just can’t beat me ‘cuz you can’t spell my name without a GG
Heimerdinger: Excuse me? did you forget who I am? I’m that yordle with a brain the size of a holiday ham my inventions are extraordinary I just AFK’d and went legendary because... I’ve got these turrets that would put Torbjorn to shame they’ll be hittin’ like fountain laser when I upgrade! try to run when you’re stunned by my lightning grenade so if you know what’s best for you then get back you dirty ape!
Ziggs: Even the nexus towers can’t handle my demolition from miles away i’m eliminating the opposition If you think you’re upgrading you’re doing it wrong because your old missiles were heatseeking, they used to lock-on
Heimerdinger: That might be true, but I can also say it happened to you The hit box on your bouncing bomb is like a pixel or two I’ll just build back up anything that you destroy So giving up now would be indeed a wise choice
Secret: prepare yourselves for total annihilation as I take over runeterra with my creations All living beings are scheduled for termination No one can protect the world from my devastation