EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ROBOCOP! VS! THE TERMINATOR! BEGIN!
RoboCop: Freeze! I suggest you use your right to remain silent Before I show your robot ass some Detroit violence I'm like an X-Wing commander, cause I stay on target I take over these streets like I'm a farmer's market I wonder where the Cyberdyne research went That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent They sent you back to kill a child, he's defeating you still They shoulda made a time-traveling morning after pill And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me But my heart was surely broken after Terminator 3 I'm RoboCop, and I got the flow to beat roided-out C-3PO I got the mic control like alt, delete Your move, creep
Terminator: Wrong, I have detailed files to the conclusion of your trilogy That movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry I am T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 And I'll be sweeping up your Robo-bits like paperclips when I'm done My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and GAT's and grenades That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg We're not the same, you peel away, my perfect skin you find super computers You look like Krang wearing a cold-press juicer They left off your balls when your suit was created
Ellen Murphy: I still love you, Alex
Terminator: Bullshit! Your sex life is terminated Based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps It's time for your next shit verse, and then, I'll be back
RoboCop: You don't know love, you don't know honor You only know a program robot boner for John Connor OCP gave me the skills to wreck this I can't help it if I'm fresh, it's my prime directive
Terminator: I'll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal cords Then mail your space helmet back to Geordi La Forge
RoboCop: Nice try, but I'm too quick on the draw What can go wrong for you will, creep: Murphy's law
Terminator: Chill out, dickwad, your emotions are wrecking your flow I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line if I was in search mode You're too slow, I have more steam to machines than a barista It's Judgement Day, baby, hasta la vista
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!