Captain Straight Edge Captain I am Captain Straight Edge I am Captain Straight Edge and I am here to say All you evil drug dealers are gonna see the day where you go down If you smoke you choke You drink you stink I'll shoot a laser beam at you 'cause Captain Straight Edge Captain I am Captain Straight Edge I believe that straight edge is the only way All you drunken maniacs are gonna see the day that you will die If you smoke you choke You drink you stink I'll shoot a fireball at you 'cause Captain Straight Edge Captain he is Captain Straight Edge! The Amazing Breakdown Yeah boy Life is good Drugs are bad Life is good Great Captain Straight Edge