Dude, Harry Potter ain't freakin' hardcore. He's a stupid, magic-making, spell-giving, nerd. Hey, hey, hey, Sergeant Soy, I'm tellin' you. I know he looks like an emo kid, with his little glasses, But he loves hardcore. I know him. I'm tellin' you. Yeah, that sissy wand makes him look real tough. I'm tellin' you Sergeant Soy! He's My friend, stop talking crap about my friend. Yeah, real hardcore. Oh yeah well...
Whatcha' gonna do about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Whatcha' gonna say about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Even though he rides a broom, HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! I just saw him beat down Dumbledore! Herminione and Ginny, Harry called both hags! They think he's gone crazy! Harry loves the Cro-Mags!
Whatcha' gonna do about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Whatcha' gonna say about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Even though he rides a broom, HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! I just saw him burn down Gryfindor! Hagrid's running! Harry's spell caused a flood! He's moshin' in his room! Cause he loves Pufferblood!
Whatcha' gonna do about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Whatcha' gonna say about it?! HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Even though he rides a broom, HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE! Cause I just saw him beat down Dumbledore!
HARRY! POTTER! IS HARDY! CORE THAN YOU! HE'S HARDER THAN YOU! [x3] MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU! BLEH!