I'm cold and unapproachable Deceptive and a fraud Don't need to keep attention I hate to be ignored The soul of no discretion Belligerent, won't think outside the box I'm critical and careless My open mind is shut and firmly locked
I'm selfish and insensitive I'm rotten to the core Pretentious and derivative You've seen it all before My good contributions Are counted on the fingers of one hand No New Year's Resolution Nothing ever goes the way I planned
My catalogue of failures Is etched upon my lips The baggage that I carry Would sink a thousand ships My motives are uncertain Intentions not altogether pure So now don't you want me deside you Just like it was before ?
I'm stupid, inarticulate My ego grows and grows Libido turns to celibate I don't know where it goes No lifelong performance Prepares me for the final curtain call I swear no allegiance No loyalty to anything at all
You, like me, were raised to be A million times admired Unlike mine, our family line were all born brilliant liars