Irish Pub Music - Chandler's wife | Текст песни

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As I went into the chandler's shop
Some candles for to buy
I went inside the chandler's shop but no one could I spy
Now I was dissappointed so some angry words I said
When I heard the sound of a ***
A-right above my head
When I heard the sound of a ***
A-right above my head

Now, I was quick and I was slick
So up the stairs I fled
How very surprised was I to find the chandler's wife in bed
And with her was another man of quite considerable size
And they were having a ***
A-right before my eyes
Oh, and they were having a ***
A-right before my eyes

Now, when the fun was over and done
The lady raised her head
How very surpised was she to find me standing by the bed
If you will be discreet, my boy, if you will be so kind
Why don't you come up with some ***
Whenever you feel inclied
Oh, why don't you come up with some ***
Whenever you feel inclied

So many the night and many the day when the chandler wasn't home
To get myself some candles to the chandler's shop I'd roam
But nary one she gave to me, she gave to me instead
A little bit more of that ***
To light me way to bed
Just a little bit more of that ***
To light me way to bed

So come on you, married men, take heed
Whenever you go to town
And if you leave your wife alone - be sure and tie her down
And if you'll be so kind to her just lay her there on the floor
And give her so much of that ***
She doesn't want anymore!
Ai, and give her so much of that ***
She doesn't want anymore!
Oi!