I enter the pub and it stinks as a stable But I'll take a seat there's one empty table I'm looking for a barman I don't need to think Hey get of your ass and get me a drink.
Chorus: Stout fuckin' stout I drink all night And I don't care if it's wrong or right Stout fuckin' stout I drink all night and early in the morning... I am dead drunk.
One, two, three, four, five empty bottles of stout I'll drink fifteen more and then I will shout I'll shout to the barmen I don't need to think Hey get of your ass and get me more drink.
It's one of those days when nothing goes right And my nose is bleeding 'cause I started a fight I killed another bottle and I feel so sick I'm going to puke then go back to drink.