Settle down She's got legs... like an airship, She's got an ass.... like a coaltip
She's got tits... just like hot air balloons, and I mean the hindenburg She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon Yeah you know what I mean
She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon, here we go... Should be some kind of guitar solo here...
Well I met her in a bar, she was Climbing up the wall I don't think she was available, she was made of (inintelligible) I met her in a bar, she was Climbing up the wall In fact she was nailed to it I got out my hammer and said babe,lets get down to it baby
She had a brain like a Sheepdip, She got rug, like a cesspit I didn't mind She was a big girl, She was big. I mean she was big, she was fucking huge! Enormous! You could have sailed the hindenburg through her legs and never even had landing permission!
One more! Oh we sailed across the ocean with me I'd look like a flea on the back of a sperm whale Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the albert hall yeah