Oh England my England Old homeland at that So full of cunts In Burberry caps
You needed The Streets to show you the way He’s driving his roller round Hampshire today You needed The Smiths but now Morissey’s fat And the Queen is not dead and your rubber ring’s flat
You needed the Floyd to say “Thatcher don’t care” Now Roger and David have dinner with Blair Dad says "You needed to listen to stories of blood So you failed to take note of the impending flood"
Oh England my England Old homeland at that Is so full of cunts In Burberry caps
You needed the States when old Russia was mighty (Now) the warmonger laughs of his friendship with blighty
Oh England I loved you What weakness destroyed you So England my homeland I strive to avoid you ?
And now as we reap of the damage we sow With some bacon and eggs and a Starbucks to go As we backtrack to remedy laws that we flouted The eventual tally has yet to be counted
Oh England my England What weakness destroyed you So England my homeland I vow to avoid you ?