Anything you could do, I could do better I can do anything better than you! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! Yes I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you! No you're not! Yes I am! No you're not! Yes I am! No you're not! Yes I am! Yes I am!
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat!
Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yes I can! No you can't! Yeess I Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaann!
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. YES, I CAN!
I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without gettin' caught? Sure. That's what I thought-- you crook!
Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can No, you can't. Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- CA-A-A-A-N! Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Noyoucan't. YesIcan!
I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No. Neither can I.
Any note you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't, can't, can't Yes, I can, can, can