Last year I got coal for Christmas I got put on Santa's naughty list (Again!) Put a frog inside my teacher's desk – yeah, that was bad But this year, I made sure I won't get missed
Last year I got coal for Christmas (Man!) Didn't do my homework for a week (Okay, a month!) But now I studied hard and nearly aced most every test So this year's Christmas better be the best
Spent time with my old granny Raking up her lawn Took out the garbage every night (Ewww!) Helped mama do the laundry Cleaned up my room Did every single chore in sight – [sigh]
Last year I got coal for Christmas (Aw, shucks!) Every photo I just made a face – [babbling] This year when we posed, I smiled sweetly like an angel No more taking chances just in case
Last year I got coal for Christmas (Really?!) Ate dessert before my dinner most of the time (Mmm! Cake!) But this year I had vegetables with every single bite I sure hope this year Santa gets it right (Come on, Santa!)
Spent time with my old granny Raking up her lawn Took out the garbage every night (She eats so much!) Helped mama do the laundry Cleaned up my room Did every single chore in sight (Aw, gross!)
Last year I got coal for Christmas (For crying out loud!) I go to bed and never brush my teeth – [exhales] Now I bring my toothbrush each and every place I go So that tree better got my presents underneath
This year, no more coal for Christmas (Yes!) Santa took me off the naughty list (Woo-hoo!) I might keep it up because it's really not so bad So Santa, just bring presents Please, dear Santa, no more lessons Next year, Santa, just bring presents, I insist!