Izaya: With way too much love for a fur coat, Who have you decided to observe today? But I do not do so at any time Distorted and crazed, Ikebukuro!
Yoohoo~! Kanra-chan calling in! Bye bye bi~!
Shizuo: With quite the growling strength, without a limiter Every single time, the punch line arrived, hey. Without ever letting anybody rest What guy gets in the way of the entire world?
Ah, how noisy Signs and vending machines thrown about the air. Ah, how 'nnoying Regardless of where.
Izaya: I said, uh, Things that are fun, we should do them right. Human LOVE, human LOVE My heart beats right through the night.
Shizuo: At this place, for what reason? Just to end up getting beaten up some.
Izaya: Poor sens'tivity, for Inifity, Bartender? Sunglasses? My heart laughs out at that!
Shizuo: Always, always because of that guy! Hurry, go home right now, Izayaaaa!
Izaya: With amazing vitality to crush it all Look how crazy it's become, we're sure to have a ball
Shizuo: Already my patience is at its limit All of my blood rushed quickly to my head.
Izaya: Izaya and Shizuo are Fighting now? Fighting now? Fighting now? Oh no, it flew away, the guardrail did?! Run away, hurry up, 1, 2, 1, 2
Ah, how fun this is This distorted love, you accept it all as you say? Ah, using both hands Accept it already!
I said, uh, This is important, so listen up! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Right out of your mouth.
Shizuo: So so very annoying to me, see. And I still want to beat you up some more?
Izaya: Afriad, scary, in such a madd'ning way Reasoning and languages Listen loud and clear today.
Shizuo: Murd'rous, something like murder in the air! Simon interfered all too soon, I swear. To kill you!
I~za~ya~kun
Izaya and Shizuo are fighting now? Fighting now? Fighting now? Oh, so I really did throw the guardrail far? To lift, it felt so light to me, see, 1, 2, 1, 2
So we'll wait and see
Izaya: But you just missed me!
Both: So for today, we're Distorted and crazed, Ikebukuro!
Izaya: Hey, hey, hey So from now on, we'll do fun things, hey♡? Weaknesses? Violence? Together we will play.
Like this, we'll get so distorted? Does that not tell you something else instead?
Poor sens'tivity, for Inifity, Flea-infested? Very shady? Against my heart? (Already, fu~n fu~n?)
Shizuo: Always, always because of that guy! Hey, hurry and disappear from here (Ikebukuro) already!