This is an old old story That happened 400 pages ago All chapters were absolutely boring The heroine could not let him go
Her every step is mediocre and corny A rusty nail hammered into her head Am I the one who’s got tired of that moaning? Is she that one who will be killed in the end?
This is the endless story Lev Tolstoy could be green with envy My dictator treats me worse than George Orwell Could ever write or imagine to be
The heroi-i-ine Is only me-e-e Dear readers do you see the exi-i-it
I’m sorry-i-i-i Don’t want to wi-i-in Give me a microphone to say that I quit