J Bigga - Tik Tok (Ke$ha Parody) [Skanky Booch Song] | Текст песни

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• Tik Tok (Ke$ha Parody) [Skanky Booch Song]

Wake up in the morning next to a total stranger
we probably had sex but i really can't remember
i'll never tell my friends that i slept with this douche
now i'm going home to shower and wash out my skanky booch

i'm talkin fat chunks on my belly
my skanky chach is smelly
no guys would touch us sober
thats why we love to drink!

tatoo's hide my strech marks
i look better when its dark
i drink every single day
175 is what i weigh!

THROW UP STAINS ON MY DRESS
I'M BLACKING OUT I'M A MESS
THE MUSIC SUCKS IN THIS CLUB
BUT I CAME TO GET SEX
FIND A DOUCHE WHO LOOKS GOOD
OR AT LEAST SO I THINK
CAUSE I'TS SOO DARK
I'TS SOOO DARK
DATE RAPE EVERY NIGHT
I WILL NOT PUT UP A FIGHT
YOU CAN FUXK MY LIMP FISH
THANKS FOR THE FREE DRINKS
TATOOS AND STRECH MARKS
COVER EVERY PART OF ME
I'M ALMOST 43 AND
I'M DRUNK AND LOOOOONLEY

I'm a blonde alchoholic
looking for free beer
not guys with any taste or class
becuase you wont find those here
the guys are lining up
because there very very desperate
but i bounce from guy to guy
because i'm not drunk enough yet!

all the hot girls already left
me and my girl's are all thats left
so kiss me if you like the taste
of throw up chunks stuck on my face
i just sucked another man's dick
i'm feeling kind of sick
so take me home!
let's share infections
show me your ed-hardy colection!

THROW UP STAINS ON MY DRESS
I'M BLACKING OUT I'M A MESS
THE MUSIC SUCKS IN THIS CLUB
BUT I CAME TO GET SEX
FIND A DOUCHE WHO LOOKS GOOD
OR AT LEAST SO I THINK
CAUSE I'TS SOO DARK
I'TS SOOO DARK
DATE RAPE EVERY NIGHT
I WILL NOT PUT UP A FIGHT
YOU CAN FUXK MY LIMP FISH
THANKS FOR THE FREE DRINKS
TATOOS AND STRECH MARKS
COVER EVERY PART OF ME
I'M ALMOST 43 AND
I'M DRUNK AND LOOOOONLEY

i'm throwing up i lost my shoes
i can't stand up, so sexxy!
i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got fucked
sexxy
i'm throwing up i lost my shoes
i can't stand up, so sexxy!
i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got fucked
so sexxy

(THE PARTY DON"T START UNTILL MY NINTH BEER)
THROW UP STAINS ON MY DRESS
I'M BLACKING OUT I'M A MESS
THE MUSIC SUCKS IN THIS CLUB
BUT I CAME TO GET SEX
FIND A DOUCHE WHO LOOKS GOOD
OR AT LEAST SO I THINK
CAUSE I'TS SOO DARK
I'TS SOOO DARK
DATE RAPE EVERY NIGHT
I WILL NOT PUT UP A FIGHT
YOU CAN FUXK MY LIMP FISH
THANKS FOR THE FREE DRINKS
TATOOS AND STRECH MARKS
COVER EVERY PART OF ME
I'M ALMOST 43 AND
I'M DRUNK AND LOOOOONLEY

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