«I don't fuck a snapback Just a blue Dodger hat Real vampires while you fuck around with fruit bats Tuti fruity, West Hollywood and snooty (how you roll)
You in line to sign up for jury duty While I'm running from the cops and I'm drinking all the shots and I'm screaming "fuck the world!" while I'm pulling all the stops
Penitentiary legs You got popsicle sticks Nobody can keep up unless they're riding my dick
Through the day I was a punch robot Because I'm not sober living 'til the day that I die Put my purse and my cup I drink my paper all up You know that real Hollywood isn't giving a fuck
Stand up if you're wasted Get down, get shit faced-ed Tick tick tock the countdown till I'm faded and don't pretend you're not bobbing your head I'm with the Squad, Ritchie Stites, and you know I'm Undead»