Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want? J Lo: Something hot and spicy! *Country/Rock Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Beach Music* J Lo: Spicier! *Mexican Music* J Lo: Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco! Don't think that just because i gotta lot a money, I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey; To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses! Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco! To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses! Taco taco! Record Co. Guy#1: She's fantastic! Who is she!?! Record Co. Guy#2: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez! Record Co. Guy#1: Well that makes sense! She reminds me of J Lo! Record Co. Guy#2: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier! J Lo: Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco! Record Co. Guy#1: I don'th think J Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl. Record Co. Guy#2: No, you're right...we're gonna have to fire J Lo!
Recording Studio Recording Guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top! *Music Starts* J Lo: Baby, lets make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop! I know exactly what I'll order: 3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop! Record Co. Guy#1: Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit! J Lo: I need to make a run for the border! If you'll pay I'll take off my top! Do you remember what I want to oder? 3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop! Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo!
The next day... J Lo: Oh Ben, I'm so happy; the cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile! Ben: Let's spend the whole day together! J Lo: Oh, Ben, you are so perfect! So spectacular in every way! You bring light into my life Ben; You almost make me forget all about...TACOS!!! Ooo, tacos so good! In my tummy: yummy yummy, Give me more! I love you Ben you almost make me forget about...tacos!
Ben's Car... Ben: Jenny, I have to tell you something...I-I think I love you! J Lo: Aw, I love you too, Ben! But... Ben: But what? J Lo: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass? *Car parks* Ben: I still care for her, but you just have so much more going on... up here! J Lo: Aw Ben...Ben! Ben: Jenny, can I kiss you? CartmanL: NO!!!!! J Lo: Yes! Oh yes, Ben, kiss me! Cartman: Ah, God dammit! ..... Cartman: AH!...ah, dude! Ben: Mmm, just like tacos! J Lo: Taco flavoured kisses for my Ben! Ben: You're so hot, baby! J Lo: I make you hot, Ben? Ben: Mmm, yeah! ..... Ben: Oh, Jenny *zipper* Oh Jenny! J Lo: ....Ben... Ben: OH, GOD, JENNY!!!!! J Lo: *muffled* Oh, Ben, my darling! Cartman: AH!!! SICK!!!! AH, THATS IT! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!!!! *car door opens and slams* Ben: But I love her!!! J Lo: BEN!!! Ben: JENNY! Jenny...I'll call you! J Lo: *fading* I LOVE YOU BEN!!!
Recording Studio *music* J Lo: Ooo, baby baby! Can I have your tacos? Those tacos sure look good! I'm just Jenny from the hood! Ooo, can I have your tacos? Poor I- stop! STOP STOP! *music stops* What the hell is wrong with you? You cholos cannot even keep a beat! I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS! I AM JENNIFER LOPEZ! WHERE IS MY WATER?!?! *throws water bottle* NOT AVION!! PALIGRINO, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!