I play WOW Can't nobody fuck with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down Shut your mouth
I play WOW
School's out, work's over take your ass to coffee bean I gotta get to Azeroth, you fuckers ain't stopping me My shit's legit, look me up in the Armory We're in war, motherfucker, there's no peace or harmony
No-one seems to get it, but that's all right My girl keeps bitchin', complaining and starting fights She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candle light But wednesdays through fridays are strictly raid nights
When I'm down or depressed, I go connect My real friends are online, fighting to the death Mom's banging on my door: "Come eat your chicken in peas" I got last night's pizza, bitch, that's all I need
I call it straight dedication, you can call me crazy You talking shit, man, why don't you come and play me I'm going twenty-two hours, fuck you, I'm lazy I'm pwning noobs at PVP and my level's past eighty
I play WOW Can't nobody fuck with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down Shut your mouth
I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW
You could say I'm a fanatic, or even addicted Say my habits are bad, my fucking life's conflicted But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this The world brings me down, WOW makes me uplifted
Every moment with my guild is a moment I cherish Call me a nerd, call me a geek, I am no longer embarassed Say I'm socially fucked, never had kids or a marriage I don't live my life for money, fame or chasing your carrots
And while people like to hate, discriminate and be mean In my world, we work together to defeat the Lich King Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly or fat Everyone be kicking ass in the World of WarCraft
Real life can be bullshit and put me down Telling me I ain't shit and I'm on shaky ground But I don't hear that anymore, I got my own damn crowd Middle finger to you all, 'cause I play WOW
I play WOW Can't nobody fuck with me now I'm on a quest with my guild, get you wow It's my crowd And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down Shut your mouth
I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW
I'm down with the Horde, I'm a blood elf paladin Alliance fucking with me, the humans are challenging When you can't understand me, this is what I do Tell you get off of my dick, go learn your class, noob
Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar And no I don't wanna date your fucking avatar I'm getting busy clocking kills in every single way My guild's legit, holy shit, this ain't Felicia Day
And who thought there'd come a time the world would see Millions of fucked up people who feel just like me I'm living like a god in Silvermoon City Rocking the Ashbringer while your life is shitty
I play WOW Can't nobody fuck with me now I wanna stop but I don't know how It's my crowd And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down Shut your mouth
I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW I play WOW I play WOW Turn it up, say it loud I play WOW