Jace Hall - You Got PWNED | Текст песни

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You fucked up now 'cause I'm in my zone
Punk sit back or you'll get pwned
Got no time for the whack noob clone
I'm hittin' that fame, no more unknowns

Playmates jock while sitting at home
All alone stroking your bone
Porno smellin' like dad's cologne
You're fake just like your girlfriend's moans

Like double D's with silicon
And this right here ain't sticks and stones
This right here is the Jace Hall Show
Where middle fingers raise up slow

And while you hate from your toilet bowl
I get to interview Coco
No go do do you're a clown bozo
Got the game world locked in a firm choke hold

Laying vocals tight on the track solo
Who knew my flow could be so cold
You're comin' up short just like Frodo
They lovin' me more than Mario

I'm Nintendo You're Coleco
You kiss my ass nice and slow
Then kiss my HDFilms logo

Guess what noob?
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned take your whack ass home
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned take your whack ass home

Don't you see I do this for fun
My first name's number last name's one
Your last name's fuck your first name's dumb
Get it? dumb fuck UHHH!

All you get from me is crumbs
You still play Dora at 21
Come on son are you that dumb
I got my own controller, it weighs a ton

Wanna play me?
Too late i won!
Me and games like earth and sun
Like DMC goes with the run and 50 cent goes with a gun

I'm Duke Nukem you're Pokemon
I'm pokin' fun at you hopeless bums
While you choking on my hot dog bun
I'm Donkey Kong at comic con

Wrecking shit and dropping bombs
Nachos and some Papa Johns
Served to me by you're fine ass mom in a purple thong with her big pompoms while she complains my dong's too long
Oh snap that shit was wrong
You're crying now, you wanna' go home

Shut up noob!
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned take your whack ass home
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned
Now leave it alone

I'm MTV and ABC
Motherfucker you can see my name on V.
I'm a "DO OR DIE" gamer, you can't see me.
Harddrive and a crib, and I ain't no geek.

And I'm O.G. with the 360,
PS 1, 2 and 3.
Like O.M.G I am HD
I'll fuck you up, even on Wii.

Kick your ass, with Chung-Lee,
kick your ass in any game you please.
Easy see me, my evil deeds,
can even break the Assassin's Creed.

You rock for free, I rock for fee,
first MC to rock E3.
And yes there are gamer to be's,
digital girls with big titties.

And then I go to your city,
you can try to get with me,
you better not be so dumb, noobie
steppin' up, thinking that you'll school me.

Grabbing your balls all in rulee, truely, you need, to be, two feet, away from me, cuz see, I'd be, 6"3, just when I'm on my knees!

Which be where you'd be all the time,
motherfucker, I don't care if this shit don't rhyme.
eeni-miny-meenie-mo, take your goddamned whack-as home.
And don't fuck with me till you're grown.
Don't forget your ice cream cone.
You's out, time's up, and I gots to go.

BUT I'LL SAY I AGAIN!
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned take your whack ass home
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned
You got pwned now take your whack ass home!

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