JACK: I am sitting in the club I feel it’s not hot enough Until you walk in and it’s like OH MY GOD Then again I don’t believe in God I believe in you and that’s the truth I wanna get close to you And get all up inside your space
DEAN: Whoa there! What are you doing? You don’t even know this woman. She’s a fine young thing She don’t need grooming She’s a human being She’s got a brain And remembers everything you say Which reminds me, hi, sorry to talk about you Anyway Jack we’ve got things to do…
JACK: Women?
DEAN: No that’s what I’m trying to say Let’s let this out to the right extent
BOTH: This guy wants you but only with your consent
CHORUS
DEAN: If you’ve got the time to make those kinda moves Then make it right, what have you got to lose?
JACK: Lay things down, clear and stable This ain’t no game, this ain’t no fable
DEAN: This is a story about two individuals Communications grew, there became a sort of ritual One of them decided to change their mind…
JACK: And just to clarify that’s completely fine!
DEAN: ‘Cause no means no.
JACK: Yes.
DEAN: No.
JACK: Yes.
DEAN: No.
JACK: Yes, I get it now…
BOTH: It works only with your consent!
CHORUS
JACK Dean, I’ve woken in a pool of sweat. A cautionary tale that I won’t forgot. It’s blown my mind, this moral’s tight
DEAN Now’s the time to set things right Turn a new page from this sexist rage
JACK It just shouldn’t happen in this day and age
DEAN So next time I see a girl, I’ll be true
JACK And if I’m feeling brave, I might try a guy too.
DEAN What?
JACK Nevermind. I feel like I’ve learned something
DEAN Oh yeah. You wanna go apply what you’ve learned?
JACK Not really. Not tonight, can’t be bothered.
DEAN What do you wanna do then?
JACK Just wanna have some fun. I got us a guitar solo!