Yo The herbalist excursionist Verbalistic wordsmith, working with a cursing gift The person with a nervous twitch Gotta burn the spliff, to nurse the itch And burn the bridge, down the potion Swimming 'round the ocean, now it's frozen Spent a thousand chosen hours soaking now I'm smoking on the potent shit Strange things happening like ghosts up in your home Spitting flows that hit your dome until it blows like an exploded whip Better get to know the clique - RLD I set fire to psychiatrists that can't help me Yo I go where the wind blows Mostly through windows left open Broke in and stole your Nintendo Man I'm toking on endo, always smoking the best dro I get crow, shoplifting in your local Tesco Pesto green colour looking weed in a glass bowl Black mould underneath the grass in a vast hole You stacked, oh and Jack go be eager to rob you Fuck a thief and a mobster, I'm a beast and a monster The phantom behind the scenes of the opera Chop you into pieces and in the seas where I drop ya You can sleep with the lobster, I creep through the cracks Like beetles and rats, get your peoples, attack Sequels are wack, so I never strike twice Put you in a box like special fried rice
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Johnny Strange put my life down on the page Same way put my rhymes down on the stage Strange ways on excursions for 8 days J Strange straight burgle in your mates brains
[Verse 2: Jack Jetson]
Casting black magic tricks Mashed on my acid trips Apple pip microdot [?] into hydro crops Cyber shop shotting, rock bottom, top dog In the block bombing, crop robbing Hob goblins not stopping, whats popping? Oh shit, I forgot my name Can't remember if it's Jack Jetson or Johnny Strange Dodgy land resident, terrorist - I'll bomb a plane Johnny got away, now he's living in a squat in Spain Just jets and left, feds are heading west Slowly closing in on a suspect's address The head nodding, hedge hogging, debt dodging, Xboxing Sket hopping, cret robbing, debt coughing, next rocking criminal Riding with no licence or provisional Fuck your diamonds, keep my life style minimal Rhyme style lyrical, high five the pinnacle One time kicking for your minds eye, subliminal