[Verse 1: Jack Parow] Yo, I'm like \"hello, honey, I shrunk the kids I got you tripping on my shit like I’m esctacy Kom sit maar hier, Baby got an extra seat I don’t pay for a thing but want dis als vir niet [?], Control-Alt-Delete I want the house next to Ryk in Val de Vie and [?] Fuckin' piss on yo' Lamborghini Harry Hudini, everyone want’s to fuckin' be me Beam me up Scotty, [?] [?] Biscotti, Rizotti, Amanzim-fuckin'-toti It’s Helmut fucking Lotti [?], if you don't like this shit, then suck it If life gives you lemons, cut a whole in it and fuck it [Hook: Jack Parow] (x2) Fok fokkity fok, fok fokkity fok Oh no, you just fucked with the monsters Fuck your bitch 'til she's fucking unconscience
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] Okay, fok fokkity fock I'm in the tub with the rubbery duck With the slut getting suckkity sucked Chicken heads go cluckkity cluck Drive a truck from L.A. to Africa Me and Jack Parow with some crazy bachelor Your girl hairy like a tarantula Disappear, fucking abra-cada-brah We the best ever, red leather Fuckkity fuck you in the Porsche Carrera It get better, pussy get wetter Cause I fucking sniff Viagra forever Don't matter if you skinny or fat I fuck your mom right in front of your dad Hey kids, don't be mad Cause my dick longer than Jack Parow's hat
[Hook: Dirt Nasty] (x2) Fok fokkitty fok, fok fokkitty fok Oh no, you just fucked with the monsters Fuck your bitch 'til she's fucking unconscious