WHAT UP DOC IT's COD DUDE ABOUT TO BATTER BATLEFIELD BACK TO 1942 TILL THE ENTIRE WORLD PLAYS ME WHEN IT'S GAME TIME
THIS FROM A GAME WHOSE BIGGEST SELLING POINT IS FICH A.I? YOU'RE THE LEAST INNOVATIVE OF THE GAMING FRANCHISES SAME GAME EVERY YEAR WHAT, HAVE YOUR FANBOYS GOT ALZHEIMERS? CUS THE WAY I SEE EVERY GAME SINCE '04 COULDA BEEN DLC DID I SAY '04? I GO FURTHER BACK IN TIME YOU'RE BASED OFF THE QUAKE ENGINE FROM 1999 ON 1999 SHIIEET DAWWWG! THAT'S AS OLD AS THE SONG WE STOLE THIS BEAT FROM
OH NO I'M LOSING THIS BATTLE, MAN I'M FAILING, I'M THROUGH WAIT, OH YEAH I HAVE 70 MILLION MORE PLAYERS THAN YOU! AND DID YOU HAVE A SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN I CAN'T REMEMBER? I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A CONTENDER I'VE GOT SOAP PRICE GHOST DAMN, SUCH MEMORABLE MEN AND YOU'VE GOT...HMM...UH..WAIT..OH WHO WERE THEY AGAIN?
WHO CARES ABOUT PROTAGONISTS AND A.I CHARACTERS IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MULTIPLAYER REAL PEOPLE, REAL BATTLES BITCH!
YEH WELL NICE TRY WITH BAD COMPANY BUT NO CIGAR
WELL I'D RATHER NO CIGAR THAN NO DICE AND WHILE TALKING ABOUT MEMORABLE WHAT WAS YOUR THEME TUNE? MY THEME TUNE RULES!
OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM TERMINATOR 2?
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PERKS FOOL CIRCLE JERK TOO I'LL AIM WITH SKILL LNIFE UP IN YOUR GRILL NEXT
YEH, WELL ON MY DEATH BED MY GRENADE WILL DROP LIKE SKRILLEX