[LaVern:] I said, you better think twice, Jackie (think) Before you call me a dirty whore I've got news for you little boy Don't fuck wit me no mo'
So, you better be nice You better take my advice Oh, you dirty bastard, think twice Ooh, a-think twice
[Jackie:] Girl Now, what yo mannish boys get you? (cheater) Yeah, I had just about enough of yo shit I wanna take it, e-e-eazy, yeah You dirty son-of-a-bitch
I'm gonna walk on out the do', yeah Ain't gonna kiss yo ass no mo' Bye, bye, ho' Fuck her, road ho' A-ho-ho-whore
[LaVern:] Now, listen to me, honey I give you all reefers, all the cocaine And you still fuckin' up, you understand that?
[Jackie (spoken):] Ya always wuppin' up yo' dress down Like, look Jackie [LaVern:] That's alright, just lick it You know how to do that don't ya?
[Jackie:] I don't want no mo' of yo' reefer [LaVern:] You know how to eat ice cream? [Jackie:] Hide yo' pussy [LaVern:] You eat ice cream? [Jackie:] Never, no, not that kind [LaVern:] Chocolate, chocolate, just lick it Alright, alright yeah [Jackie:] The road ho', yeah
[LaVern:] Listen to me, Jackie, (Yeah!) Befo' you jump up with yo' fleas I've got news for you little boy [Jackie:] What's that? There ain't another, a-cunt like me So, you better be nice [Jackie:] High ridin' ho And keep your funky lice Ooh, baby think twice [LaVern:] Yes, you dirty bastard A-baby think twice Ooh, honey
[Jackie:] I heard Max sorry whore, say [LaVern:] What'd he say? 'LaVerne is a dirty, bitch black whale' She changed my hair it's turnin gray
And Phil is a queer, yeah [LaVern:] No messin? [Jackie:] He's a stone queer from outta here All over Hey-hey-hey, dizzy!