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Now it all began with an orphan boy placed on the doorstep of a muggle family.
He was akward and tame, till his 11th birthday, with no idea of the man he'd grow to be.

Harry Potter,
You little devil.
Harry Potter,
You're on the level.

His childhood sucked,
Aunt and Uncle kinda scary
Til Hagrid burst through the door and said,
"You're a wizard Harry!"
So he rode to Hogwarts with Hermione and Ron.

He learned potions and spells,
How to fly and do tricks
Except from Severus Snape, because he's kind of a dick.
And he can't help but think that something's wrong.

You see, Voldemort's an evil guy
He's the reason Harry's parents died.
In the first two books he tried to finish the job,
But forgets that Harry Potter's no slob.

He meets Sirius Black who is quite the showman,
Cuz he's played in the movies by Gary freaking Oldman.
And he's like the father figure he never had.

His favourite teacher's a werewolf,
But everyone's cool.
Exceptwith Severus Snape, because he's kind of a tool.
But the year ends and hey, things ain't so bad.

But the wizarding tournament's the following year,
And Harry's picked for reasons that aren't really clear.
Cedric Diggory dies in an epic fight,
Which is funny cuz he's played by Edward from Twilight.

Voldemort's back and he's better than ever,
Cuz he's been working on a thing that's gonna make him live forever.
And it's pretty hard for him to freaking die.

To make matters worse there's a rumble and roar,
Spoiler Alert: Snape kills Dumbledore!
And Harry can't help but stop, and whine, and cry.

Whoooaaaa, life can be so tragic,
When you're addicted to magic!
And you're feeling oh so low.

Whoooaaaa, I can make you smile,
CuzI know it's been a while,
Since you last heard a UKULELE SOLO!

(Ukulele Solo :3)

(raps)

Expelliarmis
Aguamenti
Lumos
Imperio,
Stupefy
Riddikulus
Reparo
Incendio,
Wingardium Leviosa
Protego Totalum,
Confundo
Crucio
Accio
And expecto patronum!

So Harry and his friends went on an epic quest
They found a few horcruxes but they needed the rest.
And they were well on their way to stop Voldemort.

Now, Harry, Ron and Hermione,
Were well aware of the irony,
That the hardest lesson they would face,
Would be out of Hogwarts and in a different place.

And amidst all the fightin', flyin', dyin' and danger,
Ron Weasley made out with Hermione Granger.
And Snape wasn't such a bad guy at all.

Bellatrix Lestrange was a crazy witch,
Till Mrs. Weasely said,
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
And-a, good guys and bad guys alike would fall.

Before Voldemort and Harry fought,
Potter tried to recall everything he was taught.
He thought he saw Dumbledore in his head,
So he stared Volde down, clenched his fist and said,

"Hey you!
With the FACE!
I see you killin' and screamin' all over the place,
And I can't help but think that something's wrong."

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ORPHAN BOY!
I killed your parents dude, so don't try to be coy,
Or I'll KILL YOU!"

(Awkward pause....)

"The scar on my forehead's our only bond!"

"And I'll wipe you from this planet with my Elder Wand!"

"There's nothing you can do, you're powers are harmless!"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

"EXPERLLIARMUS!"

(Instrumental)

When the fighting was done,
And the battle was won,
Harry turned, and began to walk away.

All the wizards said,
"Damn. Theregoes a hell of a man."
And this, is forever what they sang.

Harry Potter,
You little devi