LYRICS (by Matt Sullivan) You're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen He’s always whining and complaining, he's so sullen He doesn’t get you’re human like I do
I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like And he'll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy He's so sexy and I'm so scary Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me
Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?
And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around You say you're fine, I know you better than that Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?
He's so pale, I'm so tan He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you I’m down on all fours, so why can't you see? You belong with me