Maybe I should be glad To be cowboy hat clad And succumb to a fad Of sipping Aperol sours Then maybe I could marry, An incestuous hick And pose with his pseudo asthmatic Poodle in Hello magazine I could instead have a go On a prime time game show, Win a trip on a cruise ship Plus a kettle made in Korea Or even I suppose, Find a family of Eskimos, Who’d adopt me And teach me to fish Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish……… Perhaps quite simply acquire A higher purchased Honda, plus a best mate called Ronda, And drive of the end of a cliff.