Rocky Racoon, he was a fool unto himself For he would not swallow, his foolish pride Mind you, coming from a little town in Minnesota, It is not the kind of thing a young guy did When a fellow went and stole his chick away from him.
Now, Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy. Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy.
Now she and her man who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoe down And Rocky burst in and grinning a grin He said Danny Boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner. (eugh)
Da la la dum ba dum da da (3x) (eugh) The doctor walked in stinking of gin Proceeded to lie on the table The doctor said "Rock, you met your match, Son." Rocky said, no it's only a scratch I'll be better soon Doc, I'll be better soon.
Well come on Rock, come on Rock.
Rocky Raccoon fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Gideon checked out and he left him no doubt To hell with good Rocky's revival. (yeah)