Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it all Elephants remember, though just what I can't recall Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks Showed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!" We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunch Not everyone invited will be coming back for lunch
This is the morning report Gives you the long and the short Every grunt, roar, and snort Not a tale I distort On the morning report
What are you doing, son?
Pouncing.
Let an old pro show you how it's done.
The buffalo have got a beef About this season's grass Stay low to the ground Warthogs have been thwarted In attempts to save their gas Flamingoes in the pink and Yeah, okay, stay low to the ground, right! Chasing secretary birds Saffron is this season's color Seen in all the herds Shh, not a sound Moving down the rank and file Take it slow To near the bottom rung One more step Far too many beetles are Quite frankly in the dung Then — Awk!
This is the morning report Gives you the long and the short Every grunt, roar, and snort Not a tale I distort On the morning report