Well I went down to the collerina I saw a big pig I just had to have The wife told me i should proceed with caution But oscar barked and said Id like to take a bite on that And I said Hey big boar why dont you come over here Me and my dog want to chew on your ear And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny Take you to the chiller and make lots of money Then we'll come back and kill all your family Oscar and I was running though the lignam We got to the pig, he looked like a grizerly bear I guess it weighed about 1 hundred and 80 Oscar ran in but it tossed him up in the air We were there for about half an hour trying to catch that big darl old pig Then linden turned up with about 7 pig dogs Grab that boar and put it in the back of out rig And we said Hey big boar why dont you come over here Me and my dog want to chew on your ear And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny Take you to the chiller and make lots of money Then we'll come back the very next day With a great big gun and a butchers knife photographer, thats the wife kill 50 pigs to get them seen in every hunting magazine To all you city people If your dog is looking board Take him out west where the weed is high And put him on a boar and just say Hey big boar why dont you come over here Me and my dog want to chew on your ear And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny Take you to the chiller and make lots of money Then we'll come back and kill your family Then we'll come back and kill your family Then we'll come back and kill your family