A long time time ago a second lieutenant named Spears He returned to the States after staying overseas 3 years His wife said welcome home dear but since you've been gone you see We've been blessed with a darling baby and a cute little one is he She took the baby in her arm and said Benny is is name He says I've been gone away 3 years darling can't you please explain So i won't be so dumb, tell me where the little Benny comes from And every time you asked she'd say Benny's from Heaven His face got red but she then beautifully said Benny's from Heaven He says I'll ask the neighbors that live around But no one can seem to remember Benny coming down Hey! I thought a little thing like this, he said i ordinarily wouldn't bother He said but darling what do i know of children I'm sure they gotta have fathers And as I look at Benny he said I can plainly see Benny's gotta be from heaven 'cause he damn sure ain't from me!