As life goes on I'm finding that I still sluff off most of my responsibilities
And I realize that I can be easily distracted from what's going on around me
So I wanted to…uh…(cough) hold on a minute
just a second… What did you want again? Oh right…I was singing a song…
I'm sorry for the way that I've behaved Over the last twenty seven days I'm sorry for the times you asked and pled But I never heard a word you said
When you were telling me to take out the trash And you were warning me we were low on cash I'm sorry that I acted like a slob I'm sorry I got fired from my job
I'm sorry that the house hasn't been cleaned The kids fought and I didn't interveen I'm sorry that I haven't made our bed I didn't feed the dog and now he's dead
Because I'm on the couch like everyday Livin off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays I'm sorry for the weight that I've started to gain I'm sorry that my man boobs are causing you pain
And yes I know that your folks came over And I never said hello And I missed our toddlers first steps And your birthday yes I know
And I suppose the very worst it all Was when I missed the birth of our new baby But I had a very good reason babe See I was playin Halo 3
I was playin Halo 3 I was playin Halo 3 Hanging out with Master Chief Edition Legendary
Yeah, I was playin Halo 3 See, I was playin Halo 3 Just hanging out with Master Chief While I was playin Halo 3
I'm sorry that I missed the toilet, dear Cause I was tryin play by lookin in the mirror I know that it must have seemed so cruel When I didn't pick our son up from school
I'm sorry that the car got repossed I bought the flat screen instead of making payments I'm sorry that all I could see was my game When you came down in your new lingerea
And I know your threatening to leave me You found a man you're going to wed And I'm sorry ya'll will never get married Cause now he plays Halo with me instead
I know it's really hard on you And it's got you feelin blue It must be just like Deja Vu From when I was playing Halo 2
I was playing Halo 2 I was Playing Halo 2 It almost split up me and you When I was playing Halo 2
But now I'm playing Halo 3 On my Xbox 360 Just hanging out with my online peeps While we're playing Halo 3