I'm as corny as Kansas in August I'm as normal as blueberry pie No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy
I am in a conventional dither With a conventional star in my eye And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May A cliche coming true I'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night Pouring light on the dew
I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the Fourth of July If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy
(She's as corny as Kansas in August She's as normal as blueberry pie) No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy
(Oh she is in a conventional dither With a conventional star in her eye) And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy
I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May... I'm as corny as Kansas in August...