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• Jared Dines
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This dude used to have fans
But then his content got stale
All you post these days are just 10 styles of fail
We have a loser in the building
Your channel’s a mess
This drummers on drugs
If he thinks his beats are fresh
You’re like a pewdiepie of metal
Except your views are trash
Half as funny, half as trendy
Nowhere near the cash
It’s surprising you get views at all
With that hideous face
Here’s an 11th kind of breakdown
It’s called you’re a huge disgrace

Your music is lame, and your jokes are junk
Leave the metal to the big boys
And the pizza to pop punk

Get REKT!!!
Get REKT!!!
Get REKT!!!

Drummers say this, guitarists say that
Why don’t you do something
That’s not entry level crap
Your best work is behind you
It’s come and went
I mean, c’mon all your djent songs..
They don’t even djent
Now tell me what’s the deal with the hat?
You tryin to be like Fred Durst?
We all know that you wear one
Cause your hairline is the worst
Who you trying to fool?
You’re just a balding tool
A big pool of drool
Who’s just trying to stay cool
You ran out of ideas before you even started
Is that a new Jared Dines song??
Nope!! Somebody farted
You’ll never find the brown note
Because you can’t even play
All your stuff is talentless
Fake and gay

You’re disgrace

You’re just a hardcore kid who never
Crew out of a scene phase
Playing all the same riffs that you did
Back in the old days
Think of something fresh for once
Quit copying alonge
We all know your just A B grade
Rip off of frog leap
You wouldn’t be where you are if not
For Rob Scallon
Those collabs are the only reason
That you have fans
You may have passed him quickly
In subs and content
Its just too bad you can’t seem to
Match him with talent
It’s hard to understand a single word you say
your playing is the weakest thing I’ve heard all day
There’s nothing attractive about your voice
No wonder your demographics is
90% boys

Get REKT!!!
Get REKT!!!
Get REKT!!!

It doesn’t take much to be the cookie monster
I’d be angry too if I made no money from sponsors
BTW dude, I think it’s time you changed your shirt
Your clothes are like your content
Covered in dirt
To sum it up your music is a joke
Next time you sing a line
I hope you choke
Give up on your dreams
You’re just a lesser Stevie T
I only watch you now
Because there’s nothing on TV

OW!!

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