Curt: Differently useful computers and guests Bob: Hello world, we're the C.O.P.S Bluster Blaster: BEWARE! WE WILL NOT BE SUPPRESSED!
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All: We are useful! We are fruitful! We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful! We are useful! We are fruitful! Built to last! The future is the past!
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Bob: Computers today just confound and confuse Curt: Comfort is waiting in yesterday's news Bluster Blaster: SELECT A WEAPON! YOU MUST CHOOSE!!!
[refrain]
All: We are useful! We are fruitful! We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful! We are useful! We are fruitful! Built to last! The future is the past!
Bob: Who needs fancy whizz-bang chips? Curt: Older boards are well-equipped Bob: Seasoned, practiced, and mature All: And together, we endure
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Curt: You cannot improve the wheel Bluster Blaster: FLIMSY SELF-ESTEEM MUST YIELD!!! Bob: You're only obsolete as you feel
[refrain]
All: We are useful! We are fruitful! We are useful! Everything that boots is beautiful! We are useful! We are fruitful! Built to last! The future is the past!