Stick a fork in, open wide Everyone is Max inside Full of colorful guts and habits Cryptic world of cryptic rabbits
Underutilized impulse control Rabid rampant junk food black hole Loopy cravings, rigmarole Feel his giant feet right in your soul
Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, and Selfishness Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled... It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!
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Everyone's a sandwich of naivety and cynicism Everyone's a salad of disint'rested fanaticism Everyone's a walking beaker of potential cataclysm Fa, lalalalalalalalalala! Everyone's refracted through a protoplasm prism
Stick a spork in, deep inside Everyone is Maxified By hypnosis, or by nature What's the difference? Just nomenclature
Shake your friend's adorable paws Careful of his powerful biting jaws We're a mix of cop and felon Wearing heads like ripened watermelons
Mania, Sloth, Irreverence, Excess Gluttony, Revelry, Violence, Selfishness! Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled... It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!
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Reality is tenuously tied up at a sagging wharf Morality in motion like a squirmy burlap bag of dwarfs Formality's impossible when all of us are lagomorphs Lagomorph? Oh lagomorph. What the hell's a lagomorph? It's kind of like a rodent but for minor technicalities
And so are you and I and every major nationality We're garrulously social anti-social personalities A conscience is a curiously useless abnormality A useless abnormality, a useless abnormality A growth, of sorts. A growth of sorts. Of course! Of course! We're lagomorphs!
Unmitigated unreserved unquestionable excess Larkiness, sharkiness, snarkiness, and selfishness Flags of pure unfettered Id brashly unfurled... It's a Max Max Max Max Max Max world!