Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants (gonna grab me a snack) Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man (reworded to \"the freaking queen\" or 'the drama queen' ) Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some hardcore pilate Find a really nice girl (guy), have a really nice talk (have some really nice sex) He is gonna scream out - This is great (See ya later) This is great(See ya later)
Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything