Jason and the StrapTones - I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus | Текст песни

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I found the brains of Santa Claus
underneath my bed
They were in a pickle jar
I wonder if he's dead
Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
and look more grey than red
I found the brains of Santa Claus
I'll bet you that he's dead

Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
and a big white bushy beard (ho ho ho)
but without that grey stuff in his head
he would act kind of weird

I found the brains of Santa Claus
His wife may want them back
I'd send them to her COD
The zip code's all I lack
They really aren't much use to me
'cept serve them as a snack
I found the brains of Santa Claus
It's strange, but it's a fact

Yes, he still may have a jelly belly
and a big white bushy beard (ho ho ho)
but without that grey stuff in his head
he would act kind of weird

I found the brains of Santa Claus
underneath my bed
They were in a pickle jar
I wonder if he's dead
Oh, they smell like dried up tuna
and look more grey than red
Yes! I found the brains of Santa Clauuuuus
I hope he isn't deaaaaaaaad

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