who is he, mr. rand mcnally who is he well i had a dream that mystery was me now who else could i be cause i dreamed i went to england and met the spice girls there for tea they lost one more they’re down from four to my favorite number three but they’re still quite spicy as the orange flavor and oh so nice to do me the favor and lick my icing under the table now but i gotta leave town mr. nally, just as scary spice was about to go down on me but don’t ask how mr. nally give up the towel mr. nally and run run run… i dreamed i went to singapore, got bored and robbed a liquor store what for, nobody knows i only took a couple of marlboros oh that was all they needed and the criminal was soon defeated and now in jail i’m waiting for my punishment of caning but i gotta think fast mr. nally, watch your ass, oh say wake up and laugh, mr. nally run run run away… run run run away… had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold to smoke oh my nose was freezing, i sure could use some coughing and wheezing so i tried it anyway and the place went up in flames how was i suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow oh lord, way to go, mr. nally, way to go oh now you’re melting the poles mr. nally run run run away… run run run away… i jumped ship in nyc then i headed south to washington dc didn’t think i’d go there but played some shows there fancy lucky me and it is really slow there with our new president on tv too many politicians and liberal christians they’re all set out for me, oh my cast your vote mr. nally, castrate your vote, oh say no you don’t mr. nally run run run away… run run run away… i thumbed a ride across the prairie i got hitched in vegas, yep, i got married to a lady who loved me she thought it’d be funny to gamble all my money and i got stranded without my clothes a little bit of fear and loathing, heart attack i got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback singing viva las vegas singing viva las vegas sing it with me, toca viva las vegas, oh my said a viva las vegas cause i saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes i cannot make them go away cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring well something on the surface well it well something on the surface well it kinda makes me nervous who say that you deserve this and what kinda god would serve this we will serve this dirty old disease i say if you gots the poison, i gots the remedy, i said i say the remedy i gots the poison poison (i got the remedy) i gots the poison (i got the remedy) who’s this is got the poison (i got the remedy) settled down in san diego and smoked a joint with java joe and with a grin he took me in (and spilled coffee on my chin) and i played my show there i met my bitches and hos here and with my holy ho they kindly let me shake my tail there but one more thing before we go there’s never been any place quite like this home for once in a lifetime maybe i’d be foolish not to stay oh i gotta get away mr. nally, running the play oh say what can i say, mr. nally, run run run away… run run run away… c’est la vie c’est la vie c’est la vie oh, c’est la vie