I can do the impossible I can breathe under water, babe I can right the unwrongable I can taste the untouchable And if you think that you know me Id say thats unbelievable
I can take blood from a water main But I can turn that into champagne I can turn that bubbly into tonic now (A little gin and tonic) I can turn that tonic into chronic now (Going to smoke that chronic, hydroponic)
And if you think Im gonna show you how Youre trippin babe
Ill take the piss out of politics Ill take the shame out of talkin shit Ill take the blame but not all of it Ill share my flame but dontcha bogart it (Take two hits and pass it on)
I do all of that and more of it And not even break a sweat
Cause I can create the unimaginable I can fake feelin vulnerable I can fool the tie and suitables I can even groove the unmovable Cause I believe in the power of positive thinking Its gonna keep this world from ever sinking
I said turn that sink off goddammit now
(Insert a little tongue-twisting, mouth moving do be do be do action)
So you see so far well Im all right Pleasant and awkwardly polite Watching carefully the comedy The tick tock moments of the gridlock day And why Im singing About the fact that Im giving up everything And giving back to the people that made me want to change My simple, lazy ways Im gonna give you one more phrase to explain myself, thats why
See I believe in only one thing I believe in good orderly d-i-r-e-c-t-i-o-n Ill spell it again, but only with abbreviation Easy as a 1,2,3 Spell it backwards its a d-o-g Cause its a dog eat dog world What a life girl I bet that I can make you my wife girl Cause I believe in omni possibility
Nothing more than good orderly direction, thats right Nothing more than good orderly direction, its salright Nothing more than good orderly direction, say thats what it is Nothing more than good orderly direction Nothing more than the chili beef and cheese Nothing more than good orderly direction Nothin more than good orderly erections This process of affection.
Always remember: Don't let your mind stop you from having a good time!