CATHERINE When you come home to me I'll wear a sweeter smile And hope that, for a while, you'll... Okay, thank you Thank you so much
I'm climbing uphill, Daddy Climbing uphill
I'm up every morning at six And standing in line With two hundred girls Who are younger and thinner than me Who have already been to the gym
I'm waiting five hours in line And watching the girls Just coming and going In dresses that look just like this Till my number is finally called
When I walk in the room There's a table of men Always men - usually gay Who've been sitting like I have And listening all day To two hundred girls Belting as high as they can!
I am a good person I'm an attractive person I am a talented person Grant me Grace!
I will not be the girl stuck at home in the 'burbs With the baby, the dog, and the garden of herbs I will not be the girl in the sensible shoes Pushing burgers and beer nuts and missing the clues I will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels To be trotting along at the genius's heels I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by And I...
When you come home to me I'll wear a sweeter smile...