As Marshall ran with all his might And passed his friend, Christine He thought of all the times that he had Beaten the machine:
He triumphed over Pitfall He vanquished the alarm He brought the jukebox back to life With his Fonzarelli arm
Marshall! Versus the machines...
Yah! Move along! Yah! Move along! Yah!
Our hero's strength was fading fast Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green He then thought back to all the times He'd lost to a machine:
The cable box's fearsome bite The stapler's mighty sting The cable box's bite again
Getting too tired To sing...
Bass Player WantedEdit How I Met Your Mother - Marshall vs01:11 How I Met Your Mother - Marshall vs. The Machines Version from Bass Player Wanted Marshall! Versus the machines.
Our hero starts his journey With steely eyed resolve But let's skip ahead to later With a slow dissolve ...
So tired, dehydrated Not making any sense But wait a second, Why is Bigfoot standing by that fence?
I'm not hallucinating Bigfoot really exists But everyone knows he quit smoking years ago