Welcome back to the land of re-reality Wait let’s get it again with a little more personality
Welcome back to the land of re-reality Great now, say I want the world to see the real me Don’t eat, don’t sleep, stay healthy And it isn’t in the budget to get a ticket for your family
I heard they hired us our own attorney Nope, conflict of interest, there, don’t you worry Look over there at the Hollywood sign, sign, Sign right there on the dotted line Pretend you’re dating, it’s great for ratings Look into the camera, America’s waiting…
Everything aint always what it seems In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen Everything aint always what it seems In the la la land of reality
I feel a little under the weather We gotta pill from Beverly Hills that’ll make you feel better No such thing as a winner or a loser Everyone’s a winner said every producer It aint our call, it’s America’s honey It’s not our decision but your time is our money We need more energy, we need more ratings Dance for the camera, America’s waiting
Everything aint always what it seems In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen Everything aint always what it seems In the la la land of reality In the la la land of reality
Lights and camera, cut that’s me Just like that, like 1, 2, 3 Take all of your clothes of please We’re gonna need them back, for the finale Someone call security and escort her out to the street You should probably call an uber, it might be hard to get a taxi
Everything aint always what it seems In the la la la, whatchu see on your screen Everything aint always what it seems In the la la land of reality In the la la land of reality
Don’t’ believe everything that you read In the la la land of reality