You said you wanted me to be your girlfriend That took about one week to come to an abrupt end I know you hate me, I'm a perceptive guy I'm also aware enough not to wonder why
You like the guy on your iPod, Not the guy in your bed After the fan mail came anthrax, Now you wish I were dead
[chorus] If I could force you to love me, I would You'd teach me not to be psycho, I know you could Give me one final chance, I'll be good Never believed in love at first sight, But now I think I might
You said physical chemistry between us was bad Then why are you still responding to my craigslist ad? I know every step I took along the way was wrong Now I'm spreading it all out and fingering this song
Your text messages were like no-calorie food for my soul Beating off to forever with you is a fantasy that blows
[chorus] If I could force you to love me, I would You'd teach me not to be psycho, I know you could Give me one final chance, I'll be good Never believed in love at first sight, But now I think I might
[chorus] If I could force you to love me, I would You'd teach me not to be psycho, I know you could Give me one final chance, I'll be good Never believed in love at first sight, But now I think I might Now I think I might Now I think I might