Jay-Z & Louis Armstrong - 99 Problems (Done Beatz Bossa Nova Remix) | Текст песни

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• Jay-Z & Louis Armstrong
• 99 Problems (Done Beatz Bossa Nova Remix)

[Intro]
Nobody knows the trouble
Nobody knows my sorrow
Glory Hallelujah

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
Nobody knows the trouble/99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son/Nobody knows my sorrow
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Nobody knows the trouble/99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Glory Halleluja/If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
Hit me

[Verse Two]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus/Outro]