Back in the day I would escape into my TV It was easy letting two dimensions take over my 3D See me sitting, staring not a care in the world Those were the Wonder Years, Happy Days chilling in my underwear When I was about 5 I Love(d) Lucy Tried it again when I was older and everything became groovy I liked movies but they were too long and descriptive so when the ADD kicked in I was off in the distance A little Rugrat who even then was chasing Angry Beavers Playing like a Ninja Turtle, fighting crime and grubbing pizza It seems a lot of me was taken from those ages I nearly broke a finger trying to kick like the Power Rangers Can’t forget the caped crusader, Batman I was an avid fan, and fuck it… I still am I won’t say that TV raised me, my parents played the biggest part But never had to ask if I was Afraid of the Dark…
Way back when the television was a best friend Babysitter’s assistant, hope for a happy end Kept me company because I knew it couldn’t run from me Taking tips from Bugs Bunny and Doug Funny Funny how something artificial made me so real It’s interesting how it’s fake but it makes you feel and given my career I should be saying this about music but fuck it, I wrote this one about television
Stayed away from the news because frankly it was depressing plus I thought that Spiderman would save everything with his webbing Never letting go of the remote, it gave me power The yellow sun to my Superman, I spent so many hours mesmerized by how he could fly and shoot red shit out his eyes and the fact that he chose to save people’s lives Hey Arnold got me into jazz and funk so when it came on them songs I had to bump I wanted to live Rocko’s Modern Life The next plan was to be the X-Man that crawled at night So many TV shows I wish had ran longer like Kablam!, Ironman, and Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Some I simply didn’t understand but after every Ren & Stimpy episode I was cheering for Powdered Toast Man Now you catch me staying up ‘til 2AM because I still love these shows and that’s the only time they play them
Way back when the television was a best friend Babysitter’s assistant, hope for a happy end Kept me company because I knew it couldn’t run from me Taking tips from Bugs Bunny and Doug Funny Funny how something artificial made me so real It’s interesting how it’s fake but it makes you feel and given my career I should be saying this about music but fuck it, I wrote this one about television
Captain Planet made me care about the verdicts of a murdered tree and Scooby Doo taught me it was alright to burn the cheeba so when I realized that it was a wrap I was on the couch daily smoking and taking naps Darkwing Duck, that’s what’s up, right? not to mention Bartman, The Simpsons, 7:30 weeknights during dinner with the family we didn’t care because that shit was hilarious Transformers, shape-shifting robots designed as tow-trucks planes, and helicopters Autobots and Decepticons were my gods and devils I was a Pisces so I rooted for Blue Barracudas on Legends of the Hidden Temple but as I grew into my own I realized that if the TV was my only friend then I was alone Now I schedule TV around what makes me me and still I get to watch a fucking lot of television
Way back when the television was a best friend Babysitter’s assistant, hope for a happy end Kept me company because I knew it couldn’t run from me Taking tips from Bugs Bunny and Doug Funny Funny how something artificial made me so real It’s interesting how it’s fake but it makes you feel and given my career I should be saying this about music but fuck it, I wrote this one about television