I get up in the morning 3 p.m. My headache makes me feel like pukin' I bump my foot against the bedside table, I stumble and I fall (And) tripping over the telephone wire I tear it off the wall. I get a grip on the bedroom curtain but it doesn't do much good, I fall down and I hurt myself - if my cat could cheer it would. I struggle to get up again feeling grieved with pain And stepping on a drawing pin it comes to my mind again:
This is a perfect day to die This way life's not up too much The gods won't let me have my ways As far as I can judge A perfect day to die I know life will be the cost Don't wanna grit my teeth no more So I rather bite the dust
Celebrations in my fridge, the mould's in a good mood A maggot looks me in the eyes - I'm heading for the loo Eggs too soft, bread too old, the butter has gone rancid Coffee's spilt all over me - so breakfast now is cancelled. My car has been totally wrecked, a message on the door My girlfriend writes that we are through and I'm a perfect bore She works it out in more detail I'm more often canned than not This is her way of saying goodbye so this is what I got
This is a perfect day to die This way life's not up too much The gods won't let me have my ways feels like a "minus" touch A perfect day to die I know life will be the cost Don't wanna grit my teeth no more So I rather bite the dust
I think I feel suicidal This life's a stinky bore Somehow I'm gonna make it Ain't gonna stand this shit no more
At Chistoph's there's a party, I barely make it there There's not one girl here left for me and no one seems to care Drinking is the last joy left what else can I do here But even this I am denied there's only "Pariser" beer I try to find myself a whisky - drink the rest of the day I find my girlfriend rolling on the floor with Hannes in love-play I get in the car and move it off, it's all too much for me A lady jumping in front of my car I hope she will agree
A perfect day to die I know life will be the cost Don't wanna grit my teeth no more So I rather bite the dust A perfect day to die This life it ain't no fun I should like to have some peace