JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified though I'm proud to call you \"chocolate bear\" the crowd will always talk and stare.
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too and that's why I keep them inside 'cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide.
JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is guy love he's mine I'm his there's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...
JD: ...and he tenderly replies.
Turk: It's guy love...
JD & Turk: ...between two guys.
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife.
JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life...
JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk:(Spoken) Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix.
JD: There's no need, to clarify...
Turk: Oh no?
JD: Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I've married my best friend...
Turk: But in a totally manly way!
JD & Turk: Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise, The feeling of some other guy. Holding up your heart into the sky.
JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.
JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys.
JD: And when I say, \"I love you, Turk,\", it's not what it implies.