J.D.: Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always talk and stare.
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and sometimes it's easier to hide.
Both: Then explain our guy love, that's all it is, guy love, he's mine I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share
J.D. : And he tenderly replies...
Turk: It's guy love
Both: Between two guys
Turk: we're closer than the average man and wife
J.D. That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
Turk: You know I'll stick with you for the rest of my life
J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
Turk (spoken): Whoa, Whoa, I just took out his appendix
J.D.: There's no need to clarify.
Turk: Oh No?
J.D.: Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend
Turk: But in a totally manly way.
Both: Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky
J.D.: I'll be there to care through all the lows
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs. uh!
Both: It's guy love between two guys
J.D.: And when I say, I love you Turk. It's not what it implies.