I think it's nothin' but right for me to mention here tonight The things that's a-goin' on in this old town, If the married men'd stay at home, and leave the single girls alone, That'd make a change in business all around.
It's all around (x2) Up in the air and on the ground. If every man's mother-in-law Had a padlock through her jaw, It'd make a change in business all around.
They come home drunk at night, they cuss and start a fight; And call you every thing except a clown; If a man would stay at home, leave the single girls alone, There'd be a change in business all around.
It's all around (x2) Up in the air and on the ground. If every man's mother-in-law Had a padlock through her jaw, It'd make a change in business all around.
Now them short-tailed skirts are nice That they wear on Saturday night Driving the old men wiser every day (young boys too), If the married men stayed at home, Leave the single girls alone, It'd make a change in business all around.
It's all around (x2) Up in the air and on the ground. If every man's mother-in-law Had a padlock through her jaw, It'd make a change in business all around.
Keep your wives out of automobiles, make 'em stay home and serve you meals, That'd make a change in business all around.
It's all around (x2) Up in the air and on the ground. If every man's mother-in-law Had a padlock through her jaw, It'd make a change in business all around.